direnhumor:

Interviewer: Dir en grey has five members. Excluding yourself, what do you want to say to your band members?

Kyo: Everybody, work hard.

Die: Kyo, please don’t pierce any more holes!

      Kaoru, get a haircut!

      Toshiya, please fix your room.

      Shinya, for how long do you intend to hide yourself?

Kao: I got so much to say!

        Kyo, you have lent so many things to me, such as games. I will return them to you next time. I don’t think you even know about me borrowing some of them!

        Die, you also cut your hair. Now it’s only me left. I must persist!

        Toshiya, I will return the LD animes you lent me very soon.

        Shinya, you sure are manly!

Toshiya: Kyo, you have to be the poisonous person forever.

        Kaoru, play faster! (laughs)

        Die, why don’t you go play a Light Band. (laughs)

        Shinya, please count “one, two, three” louder before you start drumming away!

Shinya: Kyo, don’t catch a cold.

        Die, don’t let others beat you up.

        Kaoru, please be gentler.

        Toshiya, don’t be nosy.