(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH
i really hate hearing “ew anal sex is gross! shit comes out of there!” because let’s quickly go over what comes out of a vagina:
how did the human race survive with men in charge of everything for so long if they don’t even understand that vaginas don’t pee
Imagine your favorite band member finding you when you fell asleep listening to their music on your walkman. They lean over and kiss you good night and then lay next to you and sleep themselves.
walkman? what are you, shinji?