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dickfaerie:

adding a period on the end of everything makes it sound sarcastic

lol.

haha.

youre so funny.

youre so hot.

of course i dont hate you.

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deadtree: direarlgrey: ok but what the actual fuck is this shit. Are you serious? X What the hell? What the fuck o.o
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Drew this on my iPad because I was bored.
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hangoverpart3: One final adventure with criminal mastermind Leslie Chow. The Hangover Part III - in theaters this Thursday! Get tickets now: http://hangoverpart3.com

Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

That’s great.

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the-fandoms-are-cool: amywinterbreeze: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyourself: fuckyeah-kasumisty: can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight: a-big-guy-named-tiny: SCIENCE! science has figured out how to open a portal to hell #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!! sand alcohol or lighter fluid sugar   Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.  Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match. Oh tumblr, what would we do without you. REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION I just thought it was a whole case of 4th of July Snakes
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